Men love to send them, women are tired of seeing them. I'm talking about dick pics. Every now and then, a woman gets so bold to send one of herself but the trade is not even. Here, I seek to proove it to you.
Take the dick. It is a blunt instrument. No. Seriously guys, we should count our lucky stars that women still like these things. If you turn the dick into a dildo, depending on it's size, you can literally beat a man or a woman to death with it.
A vagina would never do that to you. A vagina is that epic door to the eternal ecstacy that is woman. These exquisite creatures manage to put up with the insatiable drive for sex that is programmed into the masculine side of the species, outsmart men in business a lot these days and create life with their bodies.
I know what some men are thinking: "I help too!" No. You enjoy yourself for probably about 2 minutes, depending on what kind of man you are, and then you fall asleep. "No. I pleasure my girl with my sweet pussy eating skills." A fraction of you are actually good at that and the majority have women who fake it and get themselves off.
Lord, somehow I've turned into someone who sounds like a feminist but I'm not. I'm a realist and I've come to accept that like the Avatar, the exchange is not equal. So I propose this: if we want a pussy pic, we have to have a nice dick, be able to talk dirty to what they want to hear and send at least 5 dick pics for every 1 pussy pic because let's face it, the two are not equals...
