Disaster

In 2012, The Large Hadron Collider will finally be ready to make its first test run and when it does, it will create a black hole.

The black hole will begin to grow exponentially, which will hurt the planet and wake up the earth's natural defense system called elementals.

These elementals will stop the black hole because it's hurting the earth, but they will also consciously know that human beings created this monstrosity, so they will begin their task at exterminating human beings.

Meanwhile, the polar ice caps will melt because this is where some of the elementals will be hiding and because global warming will speed up when the black hole and greenhouse gasses rapidly destroy the ozone layer in a matter of minutes.

So, all this water will create a change in the world's current system and cause great climate change all over the world, plus tsunamis, raised ocean levels and hurricanes.

The current shift will cause us to crash into the moon, which will fortunately save us from the meteor that was going to hit earth but it will crash into the moon instead, driving the moon deeper into the earth's crust.

The new fused planet of earth and moon will be thrown off its solar axis so badly, though, that we'll all go hurling into the sun which will end up destablizing and causing a chain of events that leads to a black hole anyway. The other planets will come barelling towards the black hole and become a bunch of meteors hurling towards the earth, despite us... well... half of us being saved from the meteor by the moon. We'll all be so destroyed though that it really won't matter because We're all fucked over a million times. Go home, tell your familly the truth about yourself or your feelings about them... in fact tell everybody the truth and as always, go fuck yourself, because nobody's reading this anyway.