How to achieve ones appetite for zest

You will need:

Two pieces of white bread,

One bottle of barbecue sauce,

One Morning Star Farms chick patty,

Paprika,

Red pepper,

and Chili powder.

Step 1:

Upon users preference, either toast the bread or continue to step 2.

Step 2:

Apply a dollop of barbecue sauce to the corners of each piece of bread.

Step 3:

Put Morning Star Farms Chick patty in the microwave oven.

Step 4:

Heat chick patty for one minute. I'm warning ya, you little bastards if you do it for more than a minute you run the risk of the soy in the product to get hard and then you don't have a juicy chick patty but rather one as hard as Larry Flynt in a storm of... I digress. Use caution lest your meal be less delicious.

Step 5:

Pour, generously, the Paprika, the Red Pepper and the Chili powder on top of the barbecue sauce. It's a dance it's fluid, play gentler Salieri!

Step 6:

Mix about the barbecue sauce with the ingredients, tilting the knife back and forth, and mixing the powders into the sauce. Gently stir to the corners of the bread, thus evenly getting its surface with sauce.

Step 7:

When Chick Patty is done, place it on top of one of the pieces of bread and fold the other bread

on top, facing the barbecue sauce down.

Step 8:

Enjoy tasty sandwich.

Thank you for reading my tutorial on how to make a sandwich, I had fun. Didn't you? Let's do this again some time on Dylan's how to.