How Nancy Grace became a joke...

I'll start off with this disclaimer, I do not smoke it anymore because it's still illegal where I'm from and I get drug tested for my job but other than that, I believe it's a decent medicine for hard knocks.  Nancy Grace on the other hand, has it in her mind that like being Muslim makes people want to go out and kill other people, pot makes people want to feed it to a 2 year old.

So we don't cut corners, I believe the most simple way to put this is, "this heffer needs to shut her yap."
In the video, we see Nancy Grace parade her only argument to a rapper who's clearly too stoned to think straight in front of this powerhouse piglet.  Nancy Grace keeps showing this video of parents giving a child a joint and throwing this in the face of the rapper 2 Chains.  For the record, I believe him to be kind of ridiculous and am not a fan of his new age rap style.  I think these modern day rappers treat hip-hop the way their on stage personas treat women: like a whore.  However, that does not give Nancy Grace the right to attack this man's character when she should be discussing the issue like she's done some research besides her, "experimentation in college that she'll never admit to" or what she heard from her friend's husband's nephew's friend's closeted gay lover. So in lieu of 2 Chains seeming to flounder for words in this interview, this journalist decided to make an argument of his own.  On behalf of The Regular Review, let's shine the light back on Nancy and give her a big middle finger from all of us here:

How many times did she raid her parents liquor cabinet? or steal it at a Christmas party? or, since we are talking about Porky's cousin, scalpel lovin', "that leather jacket does not go with your old ass and bad hairdo, Nancy Grace-less, she probably just got up on the sink and got it out of her parents medicine cabinet; provided her parents weren't the type to pass out with it in their left hand, while holding a lukewarm glass of Cabernet Sauvignon in the other.

Just saying.

I don't smoke it anymore because I can't but there are plenty of legal drugs to give kids without fighting the uphill battle of making pot look like some dangerous drug.  No idiots, the only dangerous thing about any drug is the person taking it and that's on them.

The same goes for all things that want to kill us in this world: Guns? Shouldn't own one? Don't allow them to get it. Alcohol: Caught underage? You go to jail. Skydiving is dangerous? Don't jump out of a plane.  Police are beating innocent civilians in the streets? Fire them and make an example out of them. Children are being beaten or abused? Arrest those abusing them.  They're smoking pot? In the words of the oompah loompahs,

"Who do you blame when your kid is a brat?
Pampered and spoiled like a Siamese cat
Blaming the kids [and pot] is a lie and a shame
You know exactly who's to blame

The mother and the father"

Unfortunately, for the Nancy Grace's of the world, she's got an agenda and so does the network that pays her bills.  Basically, she's just a glorified prostitute in front of a camera but once again, Don't want to kiss rich media mogul's ass? Don't be a journalist for a network syndicate that pushes an agenda hard.

I don't judge you for selling your integrity for a story and all that money to still be ugly, Nancy... Well I kind of do but I'm not going on national television to do it without being pushed to have to say something; So how about we let the brother who doesn't make enough money to get horrible botox injections and own people to make that rat's nest of a hairdo on your head, hit the blunt a few times because let's face it, without him, and everyone like him, there would be no money for your ugliness either.

From everyone here at The Regular Review, do what you do and make something of yourself regardless. I'm Dylan Paul. Good Night.