Confused in Titusville NJ writes:
Dear Future Rabbi Gupe,
my parents tell me that accepting Christ into my life is the only way to get into heaven. I am heavilly into Jewish values and love to go with my friend to pray in a synagogue but don't really know what it means to be Jewish and don't know what the difference is between christianity and Judaism.
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Friday, August 24, 2007
Today's Weather by David G.
Today's weather here in Cherry Hill, N.J. sucks.
Its just awful.
I hate it.
It hurts my soul.
Its just awful.
I hate it.
It hurts my soul.
Our Favorite Skeleton By Jody Febinger
Nicole Richie, was sentenced to a whopping four days in prison for her recent D.U.I. arrest. I believe this is the second in 4 years, but don't quote me, this reporter isn't to sure. :P Pregnat Richie turned herself in, to only be released from prison 82 minutes later. [Due to overcrowding] I'm sure this is a very hard time in her life, being pregnat, and in prison.. for 82 minutes. God Bless America~
In other jail bird news, Ms. Lindsay Lohan has pleaded guilty to nine misdemeanor charges, which include 2 D.U.I.'s. Ms. Blowhan's over payed lawyer was able to pay off, I mean make a deal with the L.A. District Attorney. Like Nicole Richie, Fire Crotch will have to spend, atleast 4 days, aka 82 minutes in prison. But L.Lo will also have to serve 36 months probation and attend an alchohol education program for 18 months, for her first D.U.I. charge. As for the other D.U.I. charge she has been ordered to spend 48 hours in prison, which in HollyWeird time, is only around 5 minutes. Of course the time she has spent in the holding cell, will be included in the over all 48 hours she has to serve. And to top it all off, the icing on the cake, she will also have to perform 10 days of community service. If she's lucky, she can pull a Naomi Cambell and make all of this a big publicity stunt, and learn nothing.
In other jail bird news, Ms. Lindsay Lohan has pleaded guilty to nine misdemeanor charges, which include 2 D.U.I.'s. Ms. Blowhan's over payed lawyer was able to pay off, I mean make a deal with the L.A. District Attorney. Like Nicole Richie, Fire Crotch will have to spend, atleast 4 days, aka 82 minutes in prison. But L.Lo will also have to serve 36 months probation and attend an alchohol education program for 18 months, for her first D.U.I. charge. As for the other D.U.I. charge she has been ordered to spend 48 hours in prison, which in HollyWeird time, is only around 5 minutes. Of course the time she has spent in the holding cell, will be included in the over all 48 hours she has to serve. And to top it all off, the icing on the cake, she will also have to perform 10 days of community service. If she's lucky, she can pull a Naomi Cambell and make all of this a big publicity stunt, and learn nothing.
EXCLUSIVE. by Jody Febinger
Yes, I'm sure you've heard, the lovely Fidel Castro has passed. South Florida police organizations are actually calling in reinforcements before the official announcement is made.
Remember, you heard it here first, at the DailyStarr.
Remember, you heard it here first, at the DailyStarr.
Stricter punishment for Nowak By Dylan Paul
Friday, August 24th:
Former astronaut Lisa Nowak asked a judge in Orlando Florida to be allowed to remove her ankle bracelet. Nowak, charged with attacking a woman with pepper spray and hopping into another woman, Capt. Colleen Shippman's car with a duffel bag holding a steel mallet, 4-inch knife and a BB gun.
Just out of curiosity, how many of you go for road trips in someone's car, uninvited, with such a party bag? For those of you who are sane, answering this question, I'm sure you can agree, this woman is out of her freakin' skull.
Nowak also happens to be charged with such minor offences, which of course she pleads not guilty to, of attempted kidnapping, battery and burglary with assault. Lovely woman, don't you think? Now, this reporter wouldn't want to be rude to such a saint, but come on!
Nowak says she can't wear the ankle bracelet because it cuts her feet when she tries to lace up her shoes. Aww poor baby, maybe know you'll know what you wanted to do to captain Shippman, feels like.
My favorite thing about the law comes into play here as well. Our legal system gives the right of Nowak's attorney Donald Lykkebak, to ask the court to "throw out" evidence from an interview Nowak gave to police and items found during a search of her car. Welcome to America where we can forget the truth if the truth is "inadmissible" in court. God bless our legal system, its next target is you! Nowak was reported to have stated to police that she just wanted to know, "where she stands." Me too, but loves not worth it when you have to go after it with a steel mallet, a bb gun, a 4 inch knife and pepper spray. Love hurts baby, no need to get arrested over it.
According to Detective William Becton, Nowak played a chess game with him bargaining information for things she wanted. Every cop's worst nightmare as Becton put it, "somebody smarter than me." Poor girl was deprived of sleep and a phone call after assault and battery. Not to mention messing with the cops, which, though it is not hard to do, won't get you very far if they know a very simple thing that even a cop can tell, you're a violent criminal. It's their only freaking job, come on!
Nowak's lawyer says, "She was under duress." I'll address this issue your honor, "how the heck to you think the girl who just got sprayed with pepper spray feels? To press on in the mind of a psycho-path, the woman wore diapers on the kidnapping car ride to limit stops so she wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.
Folks, it's at this point that I have to end this article and put it to you because it only gets worse, would you want this woman not wearing an ankle bracelet if you were Colleen Shippman?
In this reporter's opinion, an ankle bracelet is getting off light for this woman.
Former astronaut Lisa Nowak asked a judge in Orlando Florida to be allowed to remove her ankle bracelet. Nowak, charged with attacking a woman with pepper spray and hopping into another woman, Capt. Colleen Shippman's car with a duffel bag holding a steel mallet, 4-inch knife and a BB gun.
Just out of curiosity, how many of you go for road trips in someone's car, uninvited, with such a party bag? For those of you who are sane, answering this question, I'm sure you can agree, this woman is out of her freakin' skull.
Nowak also happens to be charged with such minor offences, which of course she pleads not guilty to, of attempted kidnapping, battery and burglary with assault. Lovely woman, don't you think? Now, this reporter wouldn't want to be rude to such a saint, but come on!
Nowak says she can't wear the ankle bracelet because it cuts her feet when she tries to lace up her shoes. Aww poor baby, maybe know you'll know what you wanted to do to captain Shippman, feels like.
My favorite thing about the law comes into play here as well. Our legal system gives the right of Nowak's attorney Donald Lykkebak, to ask the court to "throw out" evidence from an interview Nowak gave to police and items found during a search of her car. Welcome to America where we can forget the truth if the truth is "inadmissible" in court. God bless our legal system, its next target is you! Nowak was reported to have stated to police that she just wanted to know, "where she stands." Me too, but loves not worth it when you have to go after it with a steel mallet, a bb gun, a 4 inch knife and pepper spray. Love hurts baby, no need to get arrested over it.
According to Detective William Becton, Nowak played a chess game with him bargaining information for things she wanted. Every cop's worst nightmare as Becton put it, "somebody smarter than me." Poor girl was deprived of sleep and a phone call after assault and battery. Not to mention messing with the cops, which, though it is not hard to do, won't get you very far if they know a very simple thing that even a cop can tell, you're a violent criminal. It's their only freaking job, come on!
Nowak's lawyer says, "She was under duress." I'll address this issue your honor, "how the heck to you think the girl who just got sprayed with pepper spray feels? To press on in the mind of a psycho-path, the woman wore diapers on the kidnapping car ride to limit stops so she wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.
Folks, it's at this point that I have to end this article and put it to you because it only gets worse, would you want this woman not wearing an ankle bracelet if you were Colleen Shippman?
In this reporter's opinion, an ankle bracelet is getting off light for this woman.
Thursday, August 23, 2007
Tupac died
Yes, it's true, he's dead. No, Machiaveli is not some rapper's trick to tell you that he's really alive: THAT CRAZY MOTHA'S DEAD! D. E. D Dead. He's not even a celebrity anymore because he's doing his star power thing six feet under the ground... sorry I thought it needed saying for all you hopefuls.
The New Fountain of Youth- AstroFit by Dylan Paul
Thursday August 23rd 2007:
Today at a meeting of the Trenton Rotary Club, an interesting guest speaker came to the podium.
Sam Bayer, in his late 80's, came up to the podium to talk about a program, supposedly reversing the aging process, called astrofit. This new type of thinking was originally developed for the astronauts to be used to stop "accelerated aging" in space. The idea is this: When in space, aging accelerates, causing bone density loss, crippling muscular defects and even a loss of balance, as a side effect of prolonged weightlessness. To counteract this aging process, astronauts must utilize both a healthy eating style and a balanced amount of excercise so as not to exert too much stress on their bodies.
To this writers understanding, as the speaker spoke mostly in parables and forceful words telling us to, "get up and do!" The Astro-fit program can be applied to earthlings as well as spacelings because of our sedentary lifestyles that we lead, in front of our televisions and at our desk jobs on the 20th floor offices. Most of our lives are spent sitting. Not to say that excesive excersize is any better for you but the idea is that not using your muscles makes them break down.
The author of the book on Astrofit is Dr. William J. Evans of the NASA space program. His idea is to raise and lower weights slowly to build and retain more muscle. Since many people can burn fat through excersize, they think that losing fat is all they need but in truth, it was said today that 1 pound of muscle can burn up to 500 calories whereas 1 pound of fat can only burn 100.
In the crowded room of upstanding Rotarians, I heard many of them laugh and almost scoff at the fact that they were being told that they were not fit enough. One Rotarian in the corner even had another Rotarian sign something in the middle of this man's speach but as I looked at this man and realized he was grossly overweight, I figured he probably hasn't listened to any physical therapists in the last 20 years.
The speaker talked about his program like this: many people say, "I'm going to do this" or "I'm going to do that" he said it is time we get up off our couches and start doing.
To learn more about the Astrofit program, please visit http://www.enotalone.com/article/5706.html for details. The Trenton Rotary can be reached by going to http://www.trentonrotary.org/. Guest speakers are always needed and contact information is provided on their cite under the contact us button.
Today at a meeting of the Trenton Rotary Club, an interesting guest speaker came to the podium.
Sam Bayer, in his late 80's, came up to the podium to talk about a program, supposedly reversing the aging process, called astrofit. This new type of thinking was originally developed for the astronauts to be used to stop "accelerated aging" in space. The idea is this: When in space, aging accelerates, causing bone density loss, crippling muscular defects and even a loss of balance, as a side effect of prolonged weightlessness. To counteract this aging process, astronauts must utilize both a healthy eating style and a balanced amount of excercise so as not to exert too much stress on their bodies.
To this writers understanding, as the speaker spoke mostly in parables and forceful words telling us to, "get up and do!" The Astro-fit program can be applied to earthlings as well as spacelings because of our sedentary lifestyles that we lead, in front of our televisions and at our desk jobs on the 20th floor offices. Most of our lives are spent sitting. Not to say that excesive excersize is any better for you but the idea is that not using your muscles makes them break down.
The author of the book on Astrofit is Dr. William J. Evans of the NASA space program. His idea is to raise and lower weights slowly to build and retain more muscle. Since many people can burn fat through excersize, they think that losing fat is all they need but in truth, it was said today that 1 pound of muscle can burn up to 500 calories whereas 1 pound of fat can only burn 100.
In the crowded room of upstanding Rotarians, I heard many of them laugh and almost scoff at the fact that they were being told that they were not fit enough. One Rotarian in the corner even had another Rotarian sign something in the middle of this man's speach but as I looked at this man and realized he was grossly overweight, I figured he probably hasn't listened to any physical therapists in the last 20 years.
The speaker talked about his program like this: many people say, "I'm going to do this" or "I'm going to do that" he said it is time we get up off our couches and start doing.
To learn more about the Astrofit program, please visit http://www.enotalone.com/article/5706.html for details. The Trenton Rotary can be reached by going to http://www.trentonrotary.org/. Guest speakers are always needed and contact information is provided on their cite under the contact us button.
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