Friday, August 24, 2007

Stricter punishment for Nowak By Dylan Paul

Friday, August 24th:

Former astronaut Lisa Nowak asked a judge in Orlando Florida to be allowed to remove her ankle bracelet. Nowak, charged with attacking a woman with pepper spray and hopping into another woman, Capt. Colleen Shippman's car with a duffel bag holding a steel mallet, 4-inch knife and a BB gun.

Just out of curiosity, how many of you go for road trips in someone's car, uninvited, with such a party bag? For those of you who are sane, answering this question, I'm sure you can agree, this woman is out of her freakin' skull.

Nowak also happens to be charged with such minor offences, which of course she pleads not guilty to, of attempted kidnapping, battery and burglary with assault. Lovely woman, don't you think? Now, this reporter wouldn't want to be rude to such a saint, but come on!

Nowak says she can't wear the ankle bracelet because it cuts her feet when she tries to lace up her shoes. Aww poor baby, maybe know you'll know what you wanted to do to captain Shippman, feels like.

My favorite thing about the law comes into play here as well. Our legal system gives the right of Nowak's attorney Donald Lykkebak, to ask the court to "throw out" evidence from an interview Nowak gave to police and items found during a search of her car. Welcome to America where we can forget the truth if the truth is "inadmissible" in court. God bless our legal system, its next target is you! Nowak was reported to have stated to police that she just wanted to know, "where she stands." Me too, but loves not worth it when you have to go after it with a steel mallet, a bb gun, a 4 inch knife and pepper spray. Love hurts baby, no need to get arrested over it.

According to Detective William Becton, Nowak played a chess game with him bargaining information for things she wanted. Every cop's worst nightmare as Becton put it, "somebody smarter than me." Poor girl was deprived of sleep and a phone call after assault and battery. Not to mention messing with the cops, which, though it is not hard to do, won't get you very far if they know a very simple thing that even a cop can tell, you're a violent criminal. It's their only freaking job, come on!

Nowak's lawyer says, "She was under duress." I'll address this issue your honor, "how the heck to you think the girl who just got sprayed with pepper spray feels? To press on in the mind of a psycho-path, the woman wore diapers on the kidnapping car ride to limit stops so she wouldn't have to go to the bathroom.

Folks, it's at this point that I have to end this article and put it to you because it only gets worse, would you want this woman not wearing an ankle bracelet if you were Colleen Shippman?

In this reporter's opinion, an ankle bracelet is getting off light for this woman.

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