LITTLE GIRL REUNITED- Dylan Paul

Monday August 20th: A little girl was reunited with her small blue hairy friend from outerspace. The mayor and county officials of this quiet town in Maine said, "when the space ship came down, it was so cute, the little men were so excited to see their friend (and local Abbagail Goldberg) that they couldn't stop hugging her." The mood in the town is joyous and can not be explained in worldly terms. The space men, reportedly from the planet Ozgoth 4 which is a mooon on the twelth planet in the galaxy M-13, said in a heart-warming voice, "Nelpooth vermalax, Iksto vermalax Arbin Galdi neplooth!" This reporter couldn't agree more and in the words of our fuzzy friends, "Ak goth veremulai."