On Sunday, Owen Wilson [[Kate Hudson's ex]] was rushed to Los Angeles’ St. John’s Hospital by ambulance, for attempted suicide. Wilson was found [[with both wrists slit, and an empty pill bottle beside him]] by a family member, who obviously, immediately called an ambulance. After Wilson was stabilized, Owen was taken to another Los Angeles' Hospital, with his two brothers Andrew and Luke.
In other not so good news, Nick Hogan got into a serious car accident, also on Sunday. Hogan's car was totally destroyed on impact. He had been driving way over the speed limit, and had crashed into a palm tree. A Clearwater police Sgt. had been doing his routine shift, when he noticed Hogan's yellow SUV, and called for help. Both of the passenger's where okay, Nick Hogan and his other male passenger, luckily.
Doesn't seem like Sunday was a good day for Hollyweird. :[
Sunday, August 26, 2007
Remember Andy Dick?
Well, anyone who was at Axis nightclub last night sure does. After a failed comedic performance, Dick proceeded to get f*cked up. Later on into the night, after having a few to many, Andy followed a young clubber into the bathroom and persistently asked if he could piss on him. After about 30 seconds of begging Andy went on to find another victim. Shockingly, not every one rejected Mr. Dick, [[even though Andy's "dick" isn't said to be to impressive.]]. According to witnesses, Andy shared a romantic evening with a young fellow in the men's room, only to move on to other men through out the club. To top his night of partying, he allegedly asked anyone and everyone where he could find cocaine. By the end of the night, Mr. Dick had to be carried out of the club.
Anyone interested in contacting Mr. Andy Dick should go there nearest gay club, with at least 3 grams of cocaine, a barf bag, and a appointment ready with your local clinic.
Oh, and a quick tip in the latest Hollyweird fashion! An Alcohol Monitoring System! The latest celebrity to pick up on this hot new trend, is Eve. She rocked her A.M.S. at the L.A. Convention Center during her performance for Boost Mobile. And have no fear, do you think these A.M.S.'s actually work!? Don't be silly! If you don't recall Ms. Lindsay Lohan was wearing one right before she got pulled over for her D.U.I.. With this new Hollyweird trend, you can make everyone think your really changing your life around, so you can party with out all the bullshit of people trying to get you clean!
Anyone interested in contacting Mr. Andy Dick should go there nearest gay club, with at least 3 grams of cocaine, a barf bag, and a appointment ready with your local clinic.
Oh, and a quick tip in the latest Hollyweird fashion! An Alcohol Monitoring System! The latest celebrity to pick up on this hot new trend, is Eve. She rocked her A.M.S. at the L.A. Convention Center during her performance for Boost Mobile. And have no fear, do you think these A.M.S.'s actually work!? Don't be silly! If you don't recall Ms. Lindsay Lohan was wearing one right before she got pulled over for her D.U.I.. With this new Hollyweird trend, you can make everyone think your really changing your life around, so you can party with out all the bullshit of people trying to get you clean!
Dear Future Rabbi
Angry Abby of Pennsylvania writes,
Dear Future Rabbi,
I have a boyfriend who lives in New Jersey and we don't get to see each other very often but he says he's stopped believing in god. He says that every time he prays to god, his only answer is tears and hardship. What can I tell him to bring him back?
To contact The Future Rabbi, please e-mail drizzt486@aol.com.
Dear Future Rabbi,
I have a boyfriend who lives in New Jersey and we don't get to see each other very often but he says he's stopped believing in god. He says that every time he prays to god, his only answer is tears and hardship. What can I tell him to bring him back?
To contact The Future Rabbi, please e-mail drizzt486@aol.com.
Angry in Pennsylvania writes:
I have a boy I'm in love with but he and I live far away. He says he does not believe in a god anymore because every time he prays to god, his only answer is more hardship. I want to tell him how to pray but I don't understand how to. I also want to tell him that god does not always grant your wishes upon request but will be there when you need him, do you know of any examples in the Jewish history, that I could use to make him feel a bit closer to god?
Friday, August 24, 2007
Dear Future Rabbi
Confused in Titusville NJ writes:
Dear Future Rabbi Gupe,
my parents tell me that accepting Christ into my life is the only way to get into heaven. I am heavilly into Jewish values and love to go with my friend to pray in a synagogue but don't really know what it means to be Jewish and don't know what the difference is between christianity and Judaism.
To contact The Future Rabbi, please e-mail drizzt486@aol.com.
Dear Future Rabbi Gupe,
my parents tell me that accepting Christ into my life is the only way to get into heaven. I am heavilly into Jewish values and love to go with my friend to pray in a synagogue but don't really know what it means to be Jewish and don't know what the difference is between christianity and Judaism.
To contact The Future Rabbi, please e-mail drizzt486@aol.com.
Today's Weather by David G.
Today's weather here in Cherry Hill, N.J. sucks.
Its just awful.
I hate it.
It hurts my soul.
Its just awful.
I hate it.
It hurts my soul.
Our Favorite Skeleton By Jody Febinger
Nicole Richie, was sentenced to a whopping four days in prison for her recent D.U.I. arrest. I believe this is the second in 4 years, but don't quote me, this reporter isn't to sure. :P Pregnat Richie turned herself in, to only be released from prison 82 minutes later. [Due to overcrowding] I'm sure this is a very hard time in her life, being pregnat, and in prison.. for 82 minutes. God Bless America~
In other jail bird news, Ms. Lindsay Lohan has pleaded guilty to nine misdemeanor charges, which include 2 D.U.I.'s. Ms. Blowhan's over payed lawyer was able to pay off, I mean make a deal with the L.A. District Attorney. Like Nicole Richie, Fire Crotch will have to spend, atleast 4 days, aka 82 minutes in prison. But L.Lo will also have to serve 36 months probation and attend an alchohol education program for 18 months, for her first D.U.I. charge. As for the other D.U.I. charge she has been ordered to spend 48 hours in prison, which in HollyWeird time, is only around 5 minutes. Of course the time she has spent in the holding cell, will be included in the over all 48 hours she has to serve. And to top it all off, the icing on the cake, she will also have to perform 10 days of community service. If she's lucky, she can pull a Naomi Cambell and make all of this a big publicity stunt, and learn nothing.
In other jail bird news, Ms. Lindsay Lohan has pleaded guilty to nine misdemeanor charges, which include 2 D.U.I.'s. Ms. Blowhan's over payed lawyer was able to pay off, I mean make a deal with the L.A. District Attorney. Like Nicole Richie, Fire Crotch will have to spend, atleast 4 days, aka 82 minutes in prison. But L.Lo will also have to serve 36 months probation and attend an alchohol education program for 18 months, for her first D.U.I. charge. As for the other D.U.I. charge she has been ordered to spend 48 hours in prison, which in HollyWeird time, is only around 5 minutes. Of course the time she has spent in the holding cell, will be included in the over all 48 hours she has to serve. And to top it all off, the icing on the cake, she will also have to perform 10 days of community service. If she's lucky, she can pull a Naomi Cambell and make all of this a big publicity stunt, and learn nothing.
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