NEWS FLASH: Early this morning, at the first national bank of Maryland, a shocking display or animal violence has many unsettled. A group of trained chimpanzees entered the bank, and proceeded to Hold the teller at gun and rob an estimated 3 million from the vault. Two civilians and a security guard were gunned down in the chaos. Two more were critically injured and are currently in intensive care. The primates, notoriously known as Bobo, Fifi and Mr. Chuckles, have previously robbed three banks in the last 5 months armed with AK-47's, weapons believed to have been purchased in the Louisiana city of New Orleans. They are expected to be armed and extremely dangerous.
Written by Dylan Paul
Edited by Rebeka O'Mally
This just in: The gang has now holed themselves up in a local refinery in Baltimore city and gunfire has ensued.
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This just in, Mr. Chuckles has been killed. I repeat Mr. Chuckles, chuckles no more
Police are storming the facility right now and expect to either arrest or crucify the other two members of this gang with in moment
This just in: It's over! The monkeys bobo and fifi have commited suicide by using a large amount of C-4 to take out themselves and a number of police officials with them
Oh god! There's monkey brains everywhere! And it's, oh my god, can it be? It is: it's the comical beaner of bobo with its tiny propeler and... oh god, it's still spinning CURSE YOU TO THE DEPTHS FROM WHENCE YOU CAME PHILIDELPHIA ZOO!
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